Week 9 Rankings: TE (God Help Us)

To reiterate, I hate tight ends. Not the position or the players, just fantasy TEs. All of the top guys seem to have the toughest matchups week after week and most of said guys are so inconsistent it's breathtaking. Enjoy, I guess:

Rank	Tight End	Opp	Comments
1	Jimmy Graham	PHI	He's healthy and this is going to be a shootout. That's all I need.
2	Tony Gonzalez	DAL	With Douglas hurt and solid Cowboy CBs, no third receiver will mean more targets for Gonzalez.
3	Heath Miller	@NYG	He leads the entire NFL in redzone targets and is tops in touches for non-RB in goal-to-go situations.
4	Jason Witten	@ATL	After last week's performance, Witten now leads all TEs in targets and catches.
5	Greg Olsen	@WSH	I'm expecting a big game since Smith, LaFell and of course, Newton will be taking up attention. Skins worst against TEs.
6	Jermaine Gresham	DEN	Denver allows the third-most points to opposing TEs and Gresham has been very consistent as of late.
7	Owen Daniels	BUF	Of all TEs, Daniels is sixth in yards, fourth in receptions and fourth in TDs.
8	Antonio Gates	KC	He's underachieved for most of the year but KC is awful.
9	Scott Chandler	@HOU	Chandler gets a Texans D that's so prominent in stopping every position except his. Hopefully it works out.
10	Brandon Pettigrew	@JAC	The Jags have the second-best TE defense in the league but Pettigrew gets enough targets to negate that.
11	Brent Celek	@NO	It's a shootout. I can't imagine how many times I have/will be saying that.
12	Kellen Davis	@TEN	A guy going sort of unnoticed. Scored last week, and the Titans are second-worst against fantasy TEs.
13	Martellus Bennett	PIT	Shows up (fantasy-wise) whenever he wants so play him and hope for the best I guess.
14	Jared Cook	CHI	Bears middle-of-the-pack against TEs and since their tops against everything else, he'll be vital.
15	Kyle Rudolph	@SEA	Huge disappointments including a donut in the past few weeks but redzone targets give him a chance.
16	Marcedes Lewis	DET	Higher on him than most since the Lions are eighth-worst against the TE.
17	Brandon Myers	TB	Has really been Palmer's most consistent target and while I do think Moore lights it up, Myers could be solid.
18	Dennis Pitta	@CLE	Production has declined to say the least and Flacco is awful on the road.
19	Rob Housler	@GB	He's been really impressive and makes good moves to get past guys.
20	Jacob Tamme	@CIN	Bengals are sixth-worst against TEs and he's due for a decent game soon.
21	Dwayne Allen	MIA	No Fleener means Allen will have the timeshare to himself.
22	Logan Paulsen	CAR	Highly-touted since Davis's injury but too many other options for RGIII.
23	Joel Dreessen	@CIN	He's the consummate vulture and Cincy gives up a healthy 63 yards to TEs.
24	Jermichael Finley	ARI	He's super inconsistent and I hate him and he's playing against my Cardinals.
25	Anthony Fasano	@IND	Colts give up the least fantasy points to opposing TEs. Yikes.