Week 5 Rankings: Team Defense/Special Teams Units

I present to you the 28 defense and special teams units for Week 5:

Rank	D/ST	Opp	Comments
1	Bears	@JAC	They'll do a good job of containing MJD and they may very well literally KILL Blaine Gabbert.
2	Texans	@NYJ	Sanchez has just about nobody left to throw to and the run game is nonexistent. Easy week for the Texans D.
3	Ravens	@KC	Cassel will turn it over and more importantly, they'll do a great job limiting Charles and Bowe.
4	49ers	BUF	Fitzpatrick does turn it over and both RBs are still healing. This defense should coast through Week 5
5	Cardinals	@STL	Rams giving the fifth-most points to fantasy defenses and Cardinals looking make a divisional statement.
6	Seahawks	@CAR	They just outsize everyone on the Panthers offense besides Cam Newton and the front seven should take care of that.
7	Giants	CLE	There's just going to be too much pass rush for that Browns o-line. Scary week for Weeden.
8	Vikings	TEN	O-line is in shambles and Chris Johnson just convinced them to keep giving him the ball. Great play this week.
9	Falcons	@WSH	This is a great defensive scheme and they might be the ones to figure out how to stop RGIII.
10	Eagles	@PIT	The defense is playing very well for the most part and the Steelers offensive line is a work in progress.
11	Steelers	PHI	Vick turns it over.
12	Dolphins	@CIN	Andy Dalton will get sacked at least once every possession. Fins pass rush is nasty.
13	Packers	@IND	Opportunistic and playing a rookie QB. It could work out. Also, Cobb has to take one back sometime, right?
14	Chargers	@NO	It's a scary play but when Brees has to force passes in garbage time it could benefit the Chargers.
15	Rams	ARI	Kolb gets sacked a lot and isn't a terrible return man. But that's about all you can hope for here.
16	Patriots	DEN	They can force turnovers but still a risky play.
17	Broncos	@NE	Great pass rush, great corner, but you can't play them against this Patriots team. You just can't.
18	Panthers	SEA	Would be a scary matchup except lost in all the Seahawks hoopla is the fact that Russell Wilson kind of sucks.
19	Bengals	MIA	Tannehill looks great but their o-line still gives up plays and they're not going to be running up the score at all.
20	Jets	HOU	They're nothing without Revis and now facing this run scheme? Steer clear.
21	Titans	@MIN	I know. I can't believe they're ranked this high either.
22	Browns	@NYG	They'll be great against the run, but that's really about it.
23	Bills	@SF	Mario Williams is still complaining about his wrist and apparently that's why the whole defense sucks.
24	Saints	SD	This defense can't stop anything and maybe Rivers (with a healthy Gates, Floyd and Mathews) will get it going.
25	Redkins	ATL	This offense is too high-powered to risk a play like this. Skins defens has been terrible so far.
26	Jaguars	CHI	They're going to get run all over. And thrown all over. And kicked all over, y'know, just because.
27	Chiefs	BAL	I can't imagine why you would ever consider this. Or why they are even on your roster.
28	Colts	GB	Let's face it, there's nothing enticing about this defense or matchup. Unless, of course, you enjoy self-inflicted pain.